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I think i should just be i used to be...
And i should Take care of myself...
Uh been sick for how long seh...

The other like that and another like this...
haizz

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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu
Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ..........
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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
and
JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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heee I love this!
random posteh!! woohoo
tat oso can be happy kay lame haha

Today ntg much only got bastard by mas again bitch!
welll~ ntg to say haha
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Im back! hahaha
=))

Im in love with

I soo love my ole 4 camp! weee
But only the day 2 and day 3... haha

love love love =))

I cant even remember how mmany scatches on my body =)) haha

hmm Lets recap lol Some i forget ler =))

Day 1

At 6+ wake up
mandi manda... Smell good.. Siap siap
Ntg fun...
Mas slept over my house... he oso mandi manda siap siap..
We terwake up so early...
So kite Salam my mother and nenek ...
and mum looks so like worried seh =))
she loves me hahah

then kite pergi je la to farrer park..
otw there kite berdue tertido in the mrt train... lol
Terlajak 1 station....
But then nvm la... iTs early hahahhave to meet them all at 0830 -.-
Zul banyak selenger la....
nvm la meet nadia, diana and mukhsin..
We go eat breakfast ~
i ate roti prata kosong and telor... yum yum... Kenyang tu...
mukhsin too.. lain erm.. entah la name die wahhaha
all i noe... the rest sakit perut.. haha me normal jek .. weirdo!
Should be me to be a weirdo grrr..

after eat.. go meet the other Mr loke and the gang la hahah malas nak type their names
arep and shafinaz lambat -.- hav to wait till 9+....
mat rep betul hahh XD kay kutuk kutuk jek -.-
Then off to the Bus...
Board it and we off to Perak...
Eat otw there..
then mukhsin and gang tell cerite hantu lol!!
So Scary sia !!
I love this 1...

Mukhsin

My dad cerite kan ..
satu hari die kerje malam...
kerje taxi ar...
die jalan di tempat tempat kubur ar..
lepas tu die nampak Satu pompan pakai Baju merah..
Pompan tu nak naik taxi
so my dad stop the car and let the pompan naik
Die tak suspek pape ar.. so die antar mane die nak ar..
Skali otw to the place where she want.. My dad bau sesuatu yang busuk ar..
so die tgk kat cermin kat atas tu ... u noe untuk tgk belakang..
Die tgk pompan tu.. pompan tu tersegeh2..
so my dad da suspek...
The nearer the place where she wanted to go.. the busuk makin Busuk habes..
my dad nak dekat muntah...
then the pompan ask to stop the car.. and said verys smoothly.. "sini boleh".
Still Tersegeh-segeh
come out the car.. jus walk away...
then the pompan came back and touch my dad shoulder and...
gave hime the money and said...
Sry pak Tadi terkentut...
Hahaha

Then I was like WTF! hahahahahhahah all laugh like shit!!..
If u were to listen this by mukhsin ..
it is very funny.. the way he express all hahah
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got summore but hard to say here haha

fast foward..
Reach at the kampong adlena i think tat the spelling =))

Then there ate dinner.. and lepak around till sleep haha

Day 2

Wake up terlambat bagun.. tak mandi..-.- jus change clothe hahah
Because day 2 is wet day woohoo!
Siap siap ..
then off to sumwhere..
lets name it.. erm.. Water rafting starting point.
We have to learn the body rafting...
i look at the water...
omg.... i cant even swim.. -.-
Im scared okay! XD
so i masuk jek la.. Do wat they say.. But
When One part.. Have to Swim to the left side.. !
omg tat was so hard.. i cant swim to the side... the force too strong..
Cuz the first part is a rapid water...
argh but i manage to samapai to the left la hhaa
HiduP! hahah

then took a picture...
then We off to water rafting haha i group with
mukhsin diana and nadia. haha
Me and mukhsin infront.. and diana and nadia.. AND
i forgot theres a guide help us to steer the boat..
his name mickey lol style eh..
Off we go...
1.... 2..... 1.... 2.....
haha 1212 as our timing...
got many rapid... we have to lepas all rapid..
all together is 10 rapids...
sheesh --
during the 3rd or 4th rapid..
Its was very very danger 1 haha
we were.. going down a stone.. where the boat jerk to the right..
And mukhsin Terkeluar dari boat tu omg.. i wanted to save die..
but it was too licing...
Nasib baik i nvr terkeluar.. haha..
mukhsin went under the boat and come out from the left of the boat haha
pull him up back to the boat..
everyone like.. laughing haha
they say "macam Buloh tercampak sak hahahaha"
lol!!!
haah
then the 6Th or 7th rapid..
Mickey ask to sit banana style..
i sit la.. me mukhsin.. diana behind me so..
she hold my safety boyancy same as nadia..
sit near near...
mickey push us out the boat wahhh
evil him seh!
the four of us panic sak...
swim swim.. then i try to touch the floor..-.-
and guess wat.. Its not even deep!! wtf!! hahahah
malu sak panic panic.. hahahah

then fast foward

We stop and go on land to go back to the camp site..
we took a lori to go back..
all sat behind including me la
all sit except for me arep ajam teachers all stand.. except for mr aziz
otw there... the branch panjan panjang..
i terkene seh -.- soo pain summore at my eyes.. grr..

Da sampai campsite rilek rilek....
about 1h....
We go off for absilling (watever the spelling)
took a van to the waterfall
then da sampai.. i go for the first batch to try..
must climb to the top... penat..-.-
then wait wait 1 by 1 ar.. slow plak tu..
i nak terkencing lagik..-.-
finally my turn.. I do fast fast la cant tahan anymore..
the waterfall really fall on me haha nice nice.. absilling down the waterfall
reached below.. i go and let go my waterfall haha
then mr loke ask to do again... do atleast 4 times omg...-.-
luckily.. thers no time haha i did only 2... where theres ppl doing 3.. wahahha
nasib baik ohh..
well in the end oso everybody gets kit kat =))

then of to campsite back...
ntg to do lepak lepak.. then sleep at din ajam mukhsin tent haha
so squeezy man lol
tido macam sardine all over woohoo

Day 3

wake in the morning.. By mr aziz...
aziz bastard lol
Shout shout in morning Terkejut terus bagun siol -.-
haha
Then siap siap ar.. eat breakfast..
this time i mandi ahhahaha
Smells good then go off for Gua tumpurung haha
took a van to go there..
had to bring a set of baju too..
because later tat there we can change to dry clothe...
da sampai at the gua.. we kene naik 500ft up 500 ft down then go on i dunno how deep -.-
im impressed by the gambar gambar 2d and 3d in the gua.. wow...
natural drawings... style seh...
many animals...
Chicks monkey crocodiles.. hmm many more..
And osama pun lol!!
hantu hantu pun lol
and casper!
haha
then kene crawl la.. kene roll la ish ish ish rabak seh..
ken scratch la ...-.- i hate it..
then da masuk dalam dalam... kene keluar..
then best part we nvr use our torchlight..-.-
mr loke confiscate... uh... in whole 19 people theres 2 torchlight can be used..
bastard...
haha tak nampak ar aper lagik.. kepala pun boleh kene batu lol
im tooooo tall la..
haha then ade satu slide ni wooo...
natural slides are koool!!
then masuk lobang....
then crawl again grr...
hahah malas nak type
fast foward.!!
reached the enttrance wooohooo!
atleast... no more crawling and rolling.. haha

then naik bas go to anotherr waterfall
this one more big!
the journey is about 1h +...
slept in the bas...
Da sampai all look like wanna die...
haha
Then when reach the waterfall...
kene naik tangga...
Then we saw.. ppl many ppl.. Sliding on the rocks wow...!
all wanna try haha
then we try all basar balik lol da baik baik kering half2 la..
then go up summore we try th danger 1 haha try try.. wanted to go up back,,
i terantuk argh!!
sakit.. then kene my shoulder...
lebam since tat day grr..-.-
After do all tat.. we go back..
try the slides there i mean the man made slides haha
then go back to the bas...
then mr loke bastard again!! omg....
Those hu basar cannot go in...-.- omg...
guess wat.. all 15 students can go in..
nasib die baik sikit..
He gave us all poncho haha to alas ar untuk duduk... heheh

then we off to hot Springs~ eooh
haha fast foward.. la malas. oooo
mandi hot spring
then hujan lebat..
tukar baju kering then wait for dinner
i didnt eat cuz.. da kenyang haha the food oso not nice though...
then go back to campsite..
sampai.. lepak lepak again..

We kacau arep ahahah ikat tanggan and kaki lol!
rabak sak hahah

Then middle of the night... din cakap die nampak hantu barang putih.. tgh duduk -.-
rabak
then ajam.. takut mukhsin pun ...-.- rabak sak
then arep kluar. tgk.. die tgk tgk.. haha luper luper ye itu daun pisang hahahhah style ahh hahaha
haha then tido ar.. haha
i forgot the rest lol

Day 4

wake up again...
breakfast get rdy to go home.. haha
took a van to the so called bus station la...
waited the bus and board the bus...
then went back to singapore haha
haha end la lol other not interesting..

Lol how long izzit
Well most on 2 and 3.. hha love...

I missed u..

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Wee long time nvr post..
I malas la haha

I post oso if im bored la...
=))
Smile!
hee


weee tmr go camp!! 4 days 3 night at perak..
tats damm far...-.- 10 hours from ferrar park to wat wat name place i forgot hehe =))

ANd tmr MASHALI BIRTHDAY haha =))
Happy Birthday mas! haha 16th birthday ...
Shit now his older then me..-.-!
Argh Besok will be a fun day for HIM! hahahah

Besok morning morning da kuar aww...
i will miss singapore lol =D
and the ppl too weee

and tat camp is highly risk! Im gonna die...
WHITE WATER RAFTING most damm risky!!
and summore i dunno how to swim.... argh........
help...
Mr loke said... 15 ppl go MUST 15 ppl come back Not 14 and a half haha XD
i think tat half gonna be me...
I really dunno to swim... can say very very very very poor at it.. haizz
Wish me luck hahah

Then again The camp have HOT SPRINGS wee!
I wanna try the hotness babeh! woohooo kool
i wanna boil myself up haha

Today went to extend my passport... U know how long it takes?
from 0800 run run run chop chop Till 0810
haha tats so fast....
Then rushed to the mrt... me and mum got seperate there
She go work she is damm late... sry mum because of my age!!
im havent 16 T.T so she have to come...
da next year u no need to help me chop chop hehe
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then i off to umah nenek....
Meet mashali.. SUPPOSE to meet at 0845
he came at 0930+ i think wow.. so damm late
itu kambing besok kene sembelih! hahah
Must!

haha then ate breaKfast then go our nenek house..
he go his i go mine..
then meet at around after zohor... then off to home...
da sampai umah i go lepak... not in lepak lepak tau
lepak to bed ... haha tired sleep sleep sleep =))


haha now terbangun by mas sms haha...
guess he said wat.. berape besar ar botol die... haha
ape seh tak kan tat oso i wanna choose kan haha...

well no words to say wee
i love u!! =))
well if i can la... tata
=)) smile!!!

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argh....

New phone... 6230i...
tats soo gay...
nvm....

My dream phone will come true wahahah

Haha im bored Tats why i post.. Morning2 da dapat sms...
terkejut dari my swit dreams.. sheesh wasted seh hahah

I am rotting at home
and i wanna go out to play soccer..
this time i wanna play with my shoe!
my legs are injured... badly.. yeah...

i need someone.... =((
haizz

And..got ntg to say tata~

DONT CLICK HERE!



He wants her but...

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woohoo!!
Had soccer-ed day! wee..
long time nvr touch a ball lolx
and i took a quizz randomly today XD
its about parent ~ cool or not cool..
Well i quiz-ed it and... i got..

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law.While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top.You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!



Haha im a cool drill sergeant lol lame though ...
jus take it for fun since im bored lol


Argh.... Im gonna suffer with an old hp type....
no bluetooth no camera nothing in tat damm phone -.-
well suck it i jus wanna to sms and call haha

But i cant live without music!! how...
i no mp3 summore tats gay la! aiya...
I need a handphone with a memory card!
atleast can put music in it... ...

well lets jus hope tmr can buy nice nice phone~ .

and....
Im not a perfectionist
=))

haha Tata ~! i wan to sleep lar and cant wait for tmr ! ~

hahah Long time no post

Well i have been SWaying around the neighbourhood
gee im bored anyway~
haha I dunno why though ~

Hmm well I think i did a good job for my hard earned money!! weee
kerje sampai mampos pun dapat duit jugak haha
work from 2 till 530 hehe tired lar -.-
light job like sticking the sticker on the covers are so HARD u noe aiyak
well asal ye dapat duit....

Today school boring again...
and the stupid skit but Act 3.... morons haha
teh tarik fake haha
Summore had to Sit at canteen do ntg for awhile sheesh
School sucks nowadays
i wan to fast foward the time.! hehe

After kerje go back school Was hoping to jumpe zarool! but
He freaking went home alr...-.-
Well nvm waited for amaliya and iswandi..
go eat at grace ~yay~ i love french fries From Grace! nice nice babeh
woohoo is my new so call quote XD

haha welll ntg more to say Since my freaking hp gone
kalau ade atleast leh tarok gambar..
Sheesh bile la to buy tat dream phone of mine...

Well Actually Im bored lol i jus go alive back my Blog
and post ...
And it been a rocky road


hee
and i made my own theme song!

lets sing!
Zul Zuli Zuliiiiii
Zul Zuli Zuliiiiii
Zul Zul Zuli Zulooooo

kay haha tats it
Fine its lame lol~

tata wweee